Humpty Dumpty

Fig.1 The crack in the chair, which lead to the disaster. (Picture courtesy: me)

Fig.2 Moti and the chair, collapsed in a heap on the floor. (Picture courtesy: Ramvajjla Vivek Govind)

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ... and in this case all the king's men kicked his arse thoroughly after that! Yeah, Friday the 15th, June, 2007 was a momentous day, in that, Moti finally accomplished the, seemingly impossible, task of making a sturdy steel chair collapse under his gargantuan weight (which, by the way, is now less than mine ... hah! finally ... ).

How it happened was this: all of us were sitting around a table and joking around, when suddenly Moti came up with this extremely gross joke on Khullar. I will not go into the gory details of the joke, but suffice my telling you that it was sick, on the verge of making one vomit (the joke immensely appealed to me, however!). All of us burst out laughing at this joke, and all of a sudden, before we knew it, plop! ... the chair and Moti collapsed in a heap on the floor ... which only made us laugh our guts out, even more!