Quotable quotes from last semster.

Here are some memorable quotes from last semester. A little about the last semester (6th semester of college) ... it was,in many ways, the MOST defining period of time, for all our lives. Most of us have sobered down, come of age and realized our true selves, the last semester. Boys became men. Here's how!
[CAUTION: If you are a girl, then PLEASE don't read this; I humbly beg of you ... please don't read this ... this is just between us guys ... please, please ... the language and thoughts here are pretty fouled up.]

Attachee: "You are a gem of a c******."
(To Talwar, when he claimed to be such a gem of a person.)

Attachee: "Kher ... everything pales in comparison to him!"
(To me, when he and Talwar were discussing what big c******s they were, and suddenly realized that I was in their midst.)

Moti: "Khol, b**** k* l***."
(To Attachee, when Attachee offered to give him a lift in his car, but then had to delay opening the door, because he had an incoming phone call.)

Talwar: "Kar le ..."
(To Attachee, when he asked Attachee whether he used to go to the gym, and Attachee, his ego slightly inflated, at the self-inferred [and absolutely incorrect] assumption that Talwar was admiring his physique, replied in the negative.)

Khullar:"Yahan par kitne bade, frustu losers hongey."
(Upon opening the "I'm single and loving it!" community on Orkut, which Attachee was a member of.)

Doc: "Join."
(Hypothesizing, Khullar's next move, following the previous quote.)

Me: "Tu stud hai, c******!"
(To Attachee, when he proclaimed himself to be the world's biggest c******, and I was trying to raise his spirits.)

Attachee: "Oh haan! Matlab, Shashwat totally talli ho kar, waiter banne ki fite maar raha tha!"
(To Khullar, Talwar and me, when we were discussing one of Moti's drunken exploits, and Attachee joined us halfway through the conversation, and made his own interpretation of what we were talking about, without having even the slightest iota of knowledge as to what we were actually talking about.)

Attachee: "Babes? Or the lack, thereof?"
(To Talwar, when Talwar wanted to talk about his experiences with "babes".)

Me: "Mein duniya ka sabse bada c****** hoon."
Talwar: "Mujhe to pata hai, ki mein world ka sabse bada stud hoon."
Attachee: "Aur mujhe pata hai, ki tum dono world ke sabse bade c****** ho."
(One of our usual conversations at nescafe.)

Sanjam: "Tujhe pata hai? Suar ka orgasm ek ghante ke liye hota hai!"
(When someone called him a pig.)

Moti: "Kash meri bandi single hoti."
(Moti, on his "bandi".)

Gagan: "Mujhe samajh mein nahin aaya. Meri bandi hogi, to woh single hi hogi."
(Upon reading the previous quote.)

I hope this gives you a fair idea, of the amazing intellectual level we operate at! Please excuse the foul language; it is an inevitable part of the IIT lingo.