Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Gentle Reminder

If you "accidentally" stumble upon your ex
I will NEXT you
If you take me to another goddamn discotheque
To meet your wannabe group of pretentious, incestuous "friends"
I will NEXT you
If you meet and entertain orbiters
I will NEXT you
If you continue to entertain conversations
With low-intellect, smart asses
Ostensibly your "friends"
But really orbiters in waiting
I will NEXT you

"If you aren't just plating her (in which case, who cares, when you hook up, it doesn't matter) then you are vetting her. In this case, you seriously want her to take herself out of the running. You shouldn't just be watching for it, you should be wanting it to happen."

Remember this motherfucker.

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